YPSILANTI, Mich. — Authorities said a drunken man and woman were arrested after they were found pushing a baby stroller holding two young boys, open containers of alcohol and a bayonet inside. Police said in a statement that the 30-year-old woman and 52-year-old man were arrested after police were called about 1:30 a.m. Friday when the woman tried to take a bike off a porch.
Now, there was no picture associated with this article, so I took the liberty in creating my own. I really feel like I’m spot on with the characters in this story. Well anyways… it’s only June and I have no problem tossing out the Parents of the Year award to these two. When I was a kid I had to play with Nerf guns (which were fucking awesome) and rubber knifes (less awesome, but cool) and I thought I was living the life…but an actual bayonet!? Hats off kids, you are by far the envy of all children.