I have a confession to make…
my first boyfriend was gay.
Yep. My K through 3rd grade boyfriend, Corey, was a homosexual. I didn’t know it at the time, but I learned at the lovely age of 17 after finding him on Myspace that he, in fact, preferred dick. I guess I should have known considering every day on the bus he’d give me something new — a hello kitty sticker; a stuffed animal; some yen (he was Chinese); or an issue of Playgirl. (Ok, that last part was a lie…but it could have happened).
I struggled for years after finding out his sexual preference. Ok. That’s also a lie. I was weirded out for about 33 and a half seconds to see my former elementary school best friend/boyfriend in drag but then I realized it was the most exciting thing to happen to me. Anyways, you can imagine my excitement when I discovered this gem of a site:
Yep. My High School Boyfriend Was Gay. They’re still in their infancy but they’ve already got some gems…
the susan boyle (aka the SuBo) is always a clear sign of homosexuality
you can't argue the sexual preference of someone with a face like that
This site is definitely going places…
The Coen brothers are back with a sequel to the cult hit The Big Lewbowski. Now I know what you’re thinking, how are they going to sequel that movie? Well here is your answer people. Recast every character with Tara Reid. Genius, pure fucking genius. The trailer has just been released, so make sure you head to Funny or Die to check it out. It’s good for a single laugh.
