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making poor life choices since 1986…
Monthly Archives: October 2011
Nothing to see here, just a chicken riding a turtle
I love how everyone is just standing around like there isn’t a chicken riding a turtle. Like one woman is talking about loading up the truck and not even paying attention to the spectacle that’s occurring in front of her. But my favorite comment, is when a little boy asks his friend if his chicken can do that. Stupid children.. cue the music.
Some pumpkin carvers have way too much time on their hands
Case and point: Ray Villafine. I recently came across a gallery of his carvings which are CRAZY good. But how much time did he spend banging these sculptures out? Days? Weeks? Months?? I mean this detail is out of control. Take a look at some of his creations.
is this one even still considered a pumpkin?
So yeah these are great and all, and extremely impressive, but if there was a contest, would they even come close to winning… especially if this pumpkin was in the running?
The Main Event: Cat vs Baby
Damn baby, keep your head on a swivel, stick and move, stick and move. You wanna start a fight, you damn well better know how to finish it. And a little word of advice, getting bitch slapped and having your dad come in and save the day is not how you finish it.
Should I be a sexy Virgin Mary for Halloween?
I’m thinking yes. I mean, it’s enough material that I won’t have to wear a coat but it’s sexy enough for me to still be offensive!
Plus it’s on sale!
Party Rock Halloween lights show
While most neighbors would probably hate having this guy next to them, I would fully embrace it. I just got home from work, cue the music Mr. Rogers, it’s time to shuffle. It could happen so sporadically too. Time for dinner? Boom, start shufflin’. Bedtime story? Screw that, shuffle.
I can’t wait to see what they do for Christmas!
Fake blind chick thinks she’s fooling me
Oh I hope you’re kidding me. Is “blind” chick really texting? That better be a braille keyboard or else I’m confiscating that walking stick. I’m on to you Helen Keller. Maybe I should consider picking up a blind stick, the only con of having one is being blind, but newsflash, I got 20/20 vision, so it’s all pros here.
Fact: I was Chaz Bono at age 12
This post is long overdue, but seriously, look at all the similarities: haircut with the front flipped up, sweater vest/sleeveless cut off, love for arm crossing, chubbiness, superb dancing abilities. Now if only I was born a chick..
I keep laughing at this picture, because I remember when this was taken. It was right before a middle school dance up in NH and I thought I looked damn good with that sweater vest and frosted tips. Ladies beware.
