Monthly Archives: January 2012

Inked up like a NYC subway

Mom stop reading right now. STOP READING. If I get a call from you later, I’m not listening because I warned you.

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Okay. As Elizadeath alluded to earlier, I did get a new tattoo this weekend. It’s a shoulder piece, that will be more of a half sleeve once the color gets added into it, of the view from her backyard. You may think that is totally odd, but I spent a good portion of my life up at her house, so it definitely has a sentimental meaning to me. Not to mention, the view looks like fucking heaven. I spent about 3 hours in the chair on Saturday, and have another 4 to go before it is complete. Without further ado….

here’s the inspiration for reference:

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What is going on with Family Feud these days!?

I remember the days when saying “making whoopie” was a too hot for TV. Now, Family Feud has questions like, “What is your favorite sexual position?”, and we have 80 year old grandmothers naming the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Cock position. Since when is that family friendly!? Maybe they needed to spice stuff up a little -hence bringing in Steve Harvey, who by the way is absolutely owning this hosting gig - because no one wants to hear the same old boring questions. But I for one, don’t want to be watching this show with my Nana and have us both yelling out answers of “nicknames for penises”.

But seriously… why would a pilot be holding on to his D for a long flight?

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Lana Del Rey as Fordham students would remember her

Even though she won’t admit to being a student at, what Newsweek once called, “the hottest catholic university”:

 

 

 

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Who wants to get inked?

Not all of us can afford to get real ink right now (*cough*mmango*cough*), but I WAS able to get this sick glittery tattoo free of charge out in Brooklyn this weekend:

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Yep, that’s a hot pink, glittery wolf on my wrist.

You can be jealous. It’s OK, my friends who chose the stars and LOVE are…

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Breaking news: Pot is good for you!

 

NY TIMES – A large new government study has found that smoking marijuana on a regular basis, even over several years, does not impair lung function.

The new research is one of the most extensive looks to date at whether long-term marijuana use causes pulmonary damage, and specifically whether its impact on the lungs is as harmful as smoking cigarettes. The researchers followed more than 5,000 people over two decades and found that regularly smoking marijuana — the equivalent of up to a joint a day over seven years — did not impair performance on a lung function test. The test, a measure of pulmonary obstruction that looks at the amount of air a person can force out in one second after taking a deep breath, is typically worsened by smoking tobacco.

 

Okay, well maybe not “good” but it doesn’t cause lung damage! In other news, marijuana still causes weight gain (see the Funyun effect).

 

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A serious loss to the freestyle skiing community

 

I’m not sure what else to say. I don’t normally get sentimental/emotional here at MDHT (unless it involves kittens), but I honestly can say that the news of Sarah Burke’s death has left me positively shocked and saddened. She was not only an unbelievable athlete to the skiing community, but she was a pioneer in the world of women’s sports and did so much to gain equal recognition and participation for women freestyle skiers.

If you’re feeling generous and are able to, seriously consider heading over to her family’s Give Forward page, which is helping to raise funds to cover the astronomical medical bills they incurred during Sarah’s hospital stay.

Oh, and if you really want to just curl up into a ball and have yourself a good cry, please feel free to watch Sarah and her husband Rory’s wedding video:

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Who needs a chainsaw…

…when you have legs that are axes.

 

I bet your shins feel real nice right about now buddy.

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Squirrels dancing to MJ

 

Speechless. Speechless with a shit eating grin on my face. Consider my day made.

 

 

Bonus!

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One way to make yourself feel better

I found the secret to making yourself feel better.

It doesn’t involve dieting.

Or working out.

Or really anything, other than your eyes (and maybe a scanner and a Mom that knows how to use it).

It is…

…looking at your high school senior class picture:

I seriously have not been able to stop laughing looking at this!

Between the hideous corduroy blazer and, what I’m assuming, is a Limited Too top underneath, it’s just a straight up hot mess. Not to mention the fucking tree. Who said that was a good idea? And the funny thing is, 2 of my brothers have a peek-a-boo tree shot along with well over 2/3rds of my senior class.

Anyways, if you want to feel better about yourself, I suggest you ask your mom to scan you senior photo and send it to you. Unless, of course, you were skinnier/more beautiful. Then you should just resort to eating your emotions and calling it a day.

 

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Here are 5 pictures that are guaranteed to make you say “awwww”

If they don’t, you’re seriously dead inside. DEAD.

 

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