Screw Valentine’s Day, you can get this for your bitch any day of the week. Who would not want this type of compliment. My apologies for not sharing a few days ago so you could buy it by V-Day. Purchase here.
shout out to Coryboy for the link
Mixed Drinks, Hungover Thoughts
making poor life choices since 1986…
Monthly Archives: February 2012
Starbucks offers skiers slopeside service
I’m actually incredibly anti Starbucks — I think their beans taste like burnt pieces of shit BUT this has swayed me significantly in my view of the coffee mega brand.
Starbucks has set up shop slopeside at Squaw Valley in Lake Tahoe:
To say this is positively genius is a gross understatement. I mean, think about it: half the time you’re skiing you’re hungover as shit. You usually pound a large Dunks and a breakfast sandwich before you even boot up, but then you’re still stuck with a dull, throbbing headache and leftover barf in your mouth from your trailside puke session . What would fix that? More coffee, of course! And to not have to get go into the lodge or some moutaintop cafe to do so? Well slap me and call me Sally — I’m sold!
Bravo, Starbucks! On behalf of both the skiing and alcohlics annonymous communities, I applaud and thank you.
Legless B-Boy is not getting any respect from me.
Let’s be serious for a minute. I could be sick at breakdancing too if I didn’t have any legs. I didn’t see him spin on his head. Maneuvering your legs is the hardest part about it. My legs probably weigh about 40lbs each, that’s a good 80lbs of weight I don’t have to swing around… yeah consider me a fucking gymnast. (sigh) Next. Not impressed.
(let the hating begin)
Somebody get me this Unisuit NOW!
Holy shit, I want need HAVE TO HAVE this unisuit. Full body suit with a full zip face? SIGN ME UP! Oh and if you don’t think I’m stuffing a pair of socks in the crotch, you’re clearly mistaken. CHECK OUT THAT PACKAGE BITCH!!
But really if you want to buy me one, or I GUESS buy yourself one, feel free to purchase it off of Urban Outfitters, here.
The Hood Internet strikes again! Whitney x Chromeo
The Hood Internet, one of the best mash-up artists in the game today, just released a new mash-up of the late Whitney Houston’s How Will I Know, and my faves, Chromeo’s When the Night Falls. So break out your fancy footwork, and dance with somebody.
LISTEN!
Happy Valentine’s Day from the crew at Law & Order
I really wish they had a one with Det. Stabler that said, “I want to interrogate you all night long…and once in the morning.” Guess I’ll have to keep my fingers crossed for next year…
All the booty you need in one day
I’ll start by saying that the video is probably NSFW, but if you can find time to watch, I definitely recommend it. Just make sure no one is watching… but if they do catch you, just ask them to make an ass shelf with you and all will be solved.
Yes, this was the official theme song for the group getaway last weekend to Killington, VT. So just imagine how people on the mountain reacted when 20 of us created an ass pyramid at the peak… just imagine.
Baby hedgehog picture is basically saving my life right now.
I had a crazy weekend. Tired and hungover don’t even begin to describe how I feel. My only salvation is found in staring at this picture of a baby hedgehog. Save me hedgehog, save me.
