Clap, clap, clap, FULL APPLAUSE, STANDING OVATION!!!
Holy. Shit. That guy just nailed that performance, from beginning to end. And let’s not overlook the last line of this video, because that is by far my favorite line – “Physical violence is the least of my priorities.”
Starting June 23.. everybody will be asking that question!! and by everybody, I mean, my mom.. maybe my dad, and most likely my sisters. Everyone else won’t even realize that I’m gone. Where am I going? Well, last night I booked a trip to Prague to back pack through Eastern/Southern Europe!
What’s on the hit list?
Prague:
Bratislava:
Budapest:
Vienna:
Croatia:
But seriously.. if ANYONE has been to any of these cities – or countries – please let me know what I should see/do. I’d love to get your input!!!
Did I mention I’m also going to Queen’s Day in Amsterdam at the end of next month?
2012 is fucking awesome!!!!
MUAHH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
So Elizadeath is in Mexico right now, soaking up the warm sun, while it remains in the 40s in Boston. Naturally, I’m a little jealous, because I’d love to break out the shorts and tank tops and sip coronas on the beach. But instead, I’m still hoodied up with a cold runny nose. How does this make me an evil cousin? Well, on Friday when riding the bus home from work, this girl sat next to me with an INTENSE toe thumb. I immediately snapped a picture and texted it to Elizadeath in hopes that she received it while drinking a Mai Tai, spit out her drink, threw up everywhere, and had to be bedridden for the remainder of her trip. Okay, I really don’t hope that happens, but I hope she got a good dry heave and a laugh out of this picture, just like I did.
Warning. Vomit area ahead.
GAG!!!
Only to reveal he enjoys stacks of money, drinking tea like a boss, and lounging in his chancletas.
Yen on Yen on Yen!
Me/New Hampshire:
My cousins/Massachusetts:
I thought I was so cool. Clearly I was way off…
Yep, I’m on a jet plane (most likely sitting in the ATL airport waiting with 10,000 college spring breakers for my connecting flight to Cancun). I’m taking a legit vacation for the first time since 2009 and I couldn’t be more jazzed.
In honor of my trip to Isla Mujeres, here are some visual to make you jealous:
And HERE is a track from my favorite Mexican pop star!
No joke, when I snapped this shot he was LEGIT changing the batteries. I’m fairly confident when I say that you would only see this on the Stuy Town Oval. LONG LIVE THE DISCMAN!
YouTube – My 2yr old daughter loves Adele and sings along!
I mean c’mon anyone with an iTunes account has sat in their room with their lights off crying to this song.. right? Regardless this little girl has clearly found the code to my blackened soul. I dare you not to get choked up. DOUBLE DOG DARE.
Side note: I was at my parent’s house last night, and my dad drove me back to my apartment. We were listening to the radio, and this song came on and we both sat in silence and listened start to finish…. Does this make us gay?
…looks like someone didn’t get the memo. Awkward!
