That sounds oddly sexual, doesn’t it? Didn’t mean for it to. Sorry. Anyways, I have a dilemma and I need some help. I need to know: what song is going to be my 2012 summer jam? The song I just can’t stop listening to and will one day reminisce with my grandchildren about (that last part is a lie…my family will not procreate for the good of humanity).
Is it going to be the I’m-reluctant-to-admit-that-it’s-as-addicting-as-crack hit single “Call Me Maybe”?
Or the newly released I-can’t-believe-Andy-Milonakis-is-back track “Neato” with Three Loco?
I JUST DON’T KNOW!