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IMPORTANT UPDATE: Walt from Lost got OFF the island

And is making REALLY bad music:

My head hurts. Really, Walt? You had so much potential. I mean, what would Vincent think?

Guaranteed that pup would be disappointed.

 

Editor’s Note: I realize I may be late to this party considering there are almost 4MM views on this vid. Sorry, this isn’t really my music scene so I only just stumbled upon it. Lesson learned.

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When I overhear my coworkers talking about recent engagements

…and how upset they are that it wasn’t them.

first this:

 

then:

 

followed by:

 

and finished with a:

 

yep, that looks about right.

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Jam of My Life: Jessie Ware “Wildest Moments” Ft. A$AP Rocky

This. All of this. Life changing.

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Equinox + Zagat = Genius

Seriously, why did it take so long to create this? This. Is. Genius.

Equinox and Zagat have created the first-ever health-conscious Zagat Dining Out Guide, featuring Q editor-approved restaurants across the country. Each of these restaurants is located near one of our clubs, and is a destination that upholds the Equinox Nutrition Philosophy as well as our standard of good taste. Pick up a copy at select Shop locations or view a digital teaser guide here.

Eat your heart out, homies.

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When my dad tries to set me up with a coworker

Don’t get me wrong, I love my dad but I’m not going out with someone he’s legitimately described as a) translucent and b) a bad dresser. Sorry pops.

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Every 30 mins at work

I seriously think office buildings make you insatiable.

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Apartment Shot Part 2: Typeset Jewelry Holder

Gotta love:

A) Having parents that are borderline hoarders so that when you walk into the attic you’ll casually find a typeset drawer

B) Growing up in rural New England/an old colonial farmhouse where finding these kinds of things is the norm

C) Not having to pay a damn thing to decorate my apartment!

Here’s the latest addition to my new digs: a typeset drawer jewelry organizer:

typeset jewelry holder

Just don’t tell anyone that it’s currently being propped up by a roll of duct tape until I come up with a more permanent solution…

And yes, I’m aware that my coyote necklace looks like it’s doing unspeakable things to my horse necklace and I. Don’t. Care.

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It’s Friday

LET’S GET ROWDYYY

 

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Pinterest-y Kitchen

still waiting on the rest of my bowls though…

 

So I just moved (like city/state, not just across town. WHAT UP BOSTON!) and I literally have NO cabinet space. There’s one over the sink but I covered it with teal chevron contact paper because I didn’t feel 100% comfortable putting dishes in there even after cleaning it.

That said, the above is my solution. 2 stackable bookshelves with my -wares. The best part about this (or so I’ve been told) is the silverware holders. Not joking: the jars came from The Christmas Tree Shop and were $3.99 each. I’m going to go ahead and call it the purchase(s) of the year. I’m sure they can easily be replicated at-home but ain’t nobody got time for that! Not pictured are the bottom two shelves…which are filled with booze and various bar accessories.

How do you deal with small and/or difficult living spaces?

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Kanye and 2 Chainz Perform at Samsung’s Galaxy Note II Launch Event

Last night, I hit up the Samsung Galaxy Note II party in NYC. As expected, it was a bit of a shit show. Kanye was performing and kids from all walks of life seemed to come out of the woodwork to see Mr. West. I should say I expected differently…but I didn’t.

After watching TI get in and out of his car twice (guess he wasn’t fully convinced he wanted to go in the first time around), elbowing girls with janky weaves and hipsters with condom-tipped hats, and meeting two very lovely guys from The Daily Show, we finally were able to finagle our way through the crowds, entering Moynihan Station through a side entrance that felt entirely too cool/official for me and my friend Micay.

I wish I could comment on how awesome the new Samsung Galaxy Note II is, but I’d be lying if I said I even got close to the device. Sorry. You can read the reviews here and here though! (Oh, and the fact that CNET calls it the ultimate anti-iPhone means I’ll 100% be getting it once I’m due for an upgrade).

Anyways! Back to the music! Kanye was unreal. Seriously. He performed every possible song you’d want him to sing. He even brought 2 Chainz out at the end to perform their new “Birthday Song” and the place  went wild. Definitely a solid Wednesday night out in NYC. I will say this though: you know you’re at a tech-sponsored event when EVERY SINGLE PERSON has their phone in the air. It was borderline absurd. Since I’m vertically challenged, I struggle with concerts most of the time. Fortunately for this one, all I had to do was look up and I could watch Kanye perform on a tiny, personal screen in front of me. I dug it.

P.S. Kanye supposedly prefers to drink white wine spritzers. Let that marinate.

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