Fuck out of here with that shit. Maybe it’s just me , but I like my blood flowing through my veins like a faucet and not like its sitting at the end of Bill Cosby’s spoon. I used to be okay with snakes (except if it’s living in my car). I wouldn’t get all pussy on people like I sometimes do with spiders. But as blog as my witness, if I see a snake, I’m going straight Road Runner on those motherfuckers.
meep meep
It’s a cat, but it looks like Bieber. Should I have somebody stop me???
Can you think of anything more American? Can you think of anything more adorable? I can’t and I won’t.
YouTube – Zack loves dinosaurs but until now he has never seen one bigger than himself. This is his reaction. Zack is 2 1/2 years old.
Don’t listen to them Zach! Just keep on running. I’d definitely react the same exact way – Just freeze, anaylze the situation, slowly turn around, and then BOOM!! Go into a full sprint.
Sorry Mom and Dad. I love you. I really do, but if you don’t put a pep in that step, I’m full committed to enter an orphanage.
I couldn’t have explained it better myself…
Remember when I would sell my car on the spot because there was a snake in the trunk… well take that situation and multiply it times a million.
TIMES A MILLION. I’m practically huddled in the corner crying as I write this post. Once I clean up the shit I just dropped in my pants from seeing this picture, I’ll be sure to never drive a car again.
get the fuck outta here.
IS IT THE SHOES!??!! I need an NBA JAM announcer on this cat STAT!
Actually, I think I’d just take the loss. Burn the car right then and there. Match in the gas tank, and run away like it ain’t no thing.
AdAge – Mexican internet portal Terra is encouraging dog owners to poop and scoop by offering them free Wi-Fi in return. The company is piloting the idea at 10 parks in Mexico City in a campaign by DDB, Mexico.
When people throw away their bags of poop in a special box in the park, the weight is calculated and Terra gives everyone free minutes of Wi-Fi in the park. The greater the weight, the more minutes are added — and everyone can enjoy a poo-free park.
Great idea, it really is. Nobody likes walking through a park with landmines scattered about. One minute you’re playing catch, and the next minute you’re using a tree branch to scrape wet poo from the bottom of your sneaker for 15 minutes before realizing it isn’t working. So you slide your foot back and forth on the grass, which only makes grass stick to the poop, until you get to the sidewalk and stop up and down and take off your shoe and slam it against the concrete…. Whatever, I just hope it’s not a shitty connection (zing!).
Neither Elizadeath or I could figure out what to say about this picture, so we decided to have a caption speed round. Here’s what we came up with.. Oh let us know which one you like the best, or beat us and add your own!
MMango: “O’Doyle Rules”
Elizadeath: oh, you didn’t want a pair of tickets to the gun show?”
MMango: “No need to call a plumber, these pipes don’t need fixing”
Elizadeath: “i’m going to pump. You. Up.” (obvi said in the voice of Arnold)
MMango: “I lift things up… I put them down”
Elizadeath: “this pussy’s mine tonight!”
MMango: “ADDDRIANNNNN” (rocky)
Elizadeath: “G.T. and fuck the L, cause I’m a nudist”
MMango: “Ohh, it’s the deep burn. Oh, it’s so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm ’cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.”
Elizadeath: “I’M THE KING OF THE WOOOOOORRRLLLLDDD”
