Could be used for desktops, cell phones, print it out and hang it in your wall.. seriously – the possibilities are endless.
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making poor life choices since 1986…
Category Archives: cute
Cutest/most hilarious version of MJ’s Thriller
Cute kids + Michael Jackson’s Thriller + surprise ending:
Yeah, definitely didn’t see that coming.
I’m 5 seconds away from buying this Justin Bieber T-shirt
It’s a cat, but it looks like Bieber. Should I have somebody stop me???
Bulldogs playing tetherball
Can you think of anything more American? Can you think of anything more adorable? I can’t and I won’t.
Reason No. 20381 Ryan Gosling Is Amazing
Damn. Ryan was a lady killer even back in ’91.
That voice.
Those moves.
And yes, I’m fully aware how creepy I sound considering the fact that he was 11 in this video; the feelings are only because I know how outrageously hot he is now.
And now I’m entirely too distracted to do any work for the rest of the day. Damn you, Gosling! YOU ALWAYS WIN!
Security Cameras catch a lot more than robberies…
…and Coca-Cola’s latest campaign has done a great job of capturing it. Prepare yourself for some feel-good shit.
E-Trade baby grown up is easily the cutest kid alive
He’s gotta be about 5-6 years old now and is probably straight cleaning up in kindergarten – playground pussy for days! Don’t think I don’t see that ice around your neck and on your wrist.. and is that a Bugle Boy t-shirt! Swagger times a hundred, thousand, million.
Little boy encounters a T-Rex!
YouTube – Zack loves dinosaurs but until now he has never seen one bigger than himself. This is his reaction. Zack is 2 1/2 years old.
Don’t listen to them Zach! Just keep on running. I’d definitely react the same exact way – Just freeze, anaylze the situation, slowly turn around, and then BOOM!! Go into a full sprint.
Sorry Mom and Dad. I love you. I really do, but if you don’t put a pep in that step, I’m full committed to enter an orphanage.
Look at this Meerkat showing this stump who’s boss.
Neither Elizadeath or I could figure out what to say about this picture, so we decided to have a caption speed round. Here’s what we came up with.. Oh let us know which one you like the best, or beat us and add your own!
MMango: “O’Doyle Rules”
Elizadeath: oh, you didn’t want a pair of tickets to the gun show?”
MMango: “No need to call a plumber, these pipes don’t need fixing”
Elizadeath: “i’m going to pump. You. Up.” (obvi said in the voice of Arnold)
MMango: “I lift things up… I put them down”
Elizadeath: “this pussy’s mine tonight!”
MMango: “ADDDRIANNNNN” (rocky)
Elizadeath: “G.T. and fuck the L, cause I’m a nudist”
MMango: “Ohh, it’s the deep burn. Oh, it’s so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm ’cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.”
Elizadeath: “I’M THE KING OF THE WOOOOOORRRLLLLDDD”
This is exactly why I want to have a kid
You tell em little girl! Fuck it. Fuck it all. Fire Pit everything. Raising children looks like it’s awesome – besides all the shitting and crying and puking and whining and pissing their pants – you get to mold these little suckers into beer fetching, nacho making, walking comedy shows. Hey sweetie, go fetch daddy a beer, a bag of Doritos, and say some funny stuff on your way.
She might be on to something though. I might start using fire pit around the office when I don’t want to do work.
“Hey MMango, what happened to those TPS reports??”
Fire Pit bitch.
