…and how upset they are that it wasn’t them.
first this:
then:
followed by:
and finished with a:
yep, that looks about right.
Mixed Drinks, Hungover Thoughts
making poor life choices since 1986…
Category Archives: dating
When my dad tries to set me up with a coworker
Don’t get me wrong, I love my dad but I’m not going out with someone he’s legitimately described as a) translucent and b) a bad dresser. Sorry pops.
Someone help this boy out and date him!
Is it just me, or would Elizadeath be a perfect match for this kid!? Nothing says rebounding from a hermaphrodite like dating Elizadeath. Let’s go over this kids check list with her in mind.
Tall? Nope.
Model? Ehh not so much.
Fake tan? Nope, pale as a ghost.
Dark hair? Is blonde considered dark?
Cat Lover? I know she loves cats, so Mr. Whiskers will be all set!
Elizadeath, what are you waiting for?? Get your best vampire outfit on and find this guy!!
Scotland to legalize gay marriage
Yahoo! - Legalising gay marriage is the “right thing to do”, Scotland’s deputy first minister said as she announced that the Scottish government will introduce legislation to allow same-sex couples to marry.
Why am I not surprised that the country where men wear skirts by choice is the next place to legalize gay marriage? I’m pretty sure your entire country was built by gay men. Anyhew, good for them, hopefully more countries will be more progressive.. unlike some states in the US.
Happy Easter… but fuck that, WHAT is going on with MaCaulay Culkin!
I guess that break up with Mila Kunis hit him harder than we all thought. Looks like I just picked up a new person in the celebrity death pool.
Get well MaCaulay… get well.
Massage ad or NYC dating profile?
Saw this in a coffee shop near the West Village the other weekend. I have to be honest though: between the glam shot of himself, the overuse of exclamation points, and the phrases “use my own oils” and “much much better than you’ve had before”, I wasn’t sure if I was reading a massage ad or a printout of an OK Cupid profile.
Guess I better call and find out?
Couple gets engaged under a full moon
How romantic…..
Wait… Ass Everywhere!
I hope this picture is used as a save the date… then I hope I’m invited.
How to say “I love you” in the hood on Valentine’s Day
Screw Valentine’s Day, you can get this for your bitch any day of the week. Who would not want this type of compliment. My apologies for not sharing a few days ago so you could buy it by V-Day. Purchase here.
shout out to Coryboy for the link
Words With Friends: WTF
Does Words With Friends really think I’m so desperate for friends that an image of a bare chested Asian Justin Bieber would entice me to download a dating app????
How the fuck did they know!? Consider this app downloaded! Cant wait to listen to some sweet techno with my new best bud!
