Could be used for desktops, cell phones, print it out and hang it in your wall.. seriously – the possibilities are endless.
Mixed Drinks, Hungover Thoughts
making poor life choices since 1986…
Filed under shit that we like …
My Grampa’s list of hated actors
So I visited my 93 year old grandfather this weekend. We were sitting at his kitchen table, shooting the shit, about random things: his lack of vision, the 23 bottles of Fresca he had in his fridge, how to make the perfect tomato salad.. the normal things, when I saw this list of names. I picked it up and began to examine it and noticed all these great actor names, Clint Eastwood, Paul Newman, Bill Murray, Bruce Willis to name a few.
So I asked, “Hey Grampa, what is this list of actor names?”
To my astonishment, he responds, “Oh, I hate those people.”
“HATE!? Grampa, you do realize that you have Dirty Harry, Cool Hand Luke, and John McClane on this list right?
no response, no expression.
“Well then, who DO you like”
“Anyone not on this list.”
And that my friends, is my grandfather, 93 years old and could give a shit what anyone things. The same guy who I watched The American President on demand that day, and commented on how good Michael Douglas was.. but his father, he was a terrible actor. I love this guy. Have a great weekend everyone.
Great British Bands
So I’m not sure where I found this map, but that question instantly popped into my head. Looking through each region, which one would be my favorite or which one produced the best bands? Now I would probably say The North West, and let it be known that I am not, nor ever really been, a Beatles fan. I only picked the North West because of the Smiths and Joy Division.. and The BeeGees. But the more I look at this map, London and the South East has a SOLID fucking line up too: Queen, Radiohead, The Sex Pistols, The Cure, Led Zeppelin, The Clash, and the Stones! Fuck! I think I might have to change my opinion. To be frank, I didn’t see the Cure on there because it was so small, which is a travesty when you see Coldplay and Madness taking up a good chunk of this section. Well anyway, I could talk to myself for hours on this piece, but what do you think!?
This is how you discipline a child.
I’m considering disciplining my children (if any) this way. I can already see myself walking around the house with the Championship belt and rubbing it in their faces. Just hopefully I don’t have two boys that turn into giant ogres because then I’d be fighting an uphill battle. “Try that shit now Dad, and you’re getting a Stone Cold Stunner right off the kitchen table.” Boom! My shit just got roasted.
Hillary Clinton is droppin it like a Harlem hoe
Get low Hill! Michelle Obama who? This is how you dance, drop it and get all wobbedly woobeldy on bitches. If you ask me, I’m sure this blue dress won’t stay clean for long….
This made me LOL today (8/7/12)
Damn, Aziz looks hard as shit in a graduation gown. I’m 90% it’s not Aziz though… It’s RAAANDDYY!
This made me LOL today (7/27/12)
If I had a nickel for every time I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan… well I’d have two nickels.
via Failbook
Scotland to legalize gay marriage
Yahoo! - Legalising gay marriage is the “right thing to do”, Scotland’s deputy first minister said as she announced that the Scottish government will introduce legislation to allow same-sex couples to marry.
Why am I not surprised that the country where men wear skirts by choice is the next place to legalize gay marriage? I’m pretty sure your entire country was built by gay men. Anyhew, good for them, hopefully more countries will be more progressive.. unlike some states in the US.
Countdown Remake (with a Snuggie, obviously)
There are no words. This kid is absolutely amazing. If you have a dual screen computer I highly recommend watching them side-by-side. Your mind will be blown.
The original (so you can compare):
Mashup Monday: N’Sync & Bieber
I was really hoping Elizadeath would’ve posted this gem, but I have no idea where she is today. I’m not going to try and be funny, because I know I’ll just fuck it up. So all the ladies listening, just time travel back to your 14 year old self and get ready to melt.
