Mixed Drinks, Hungover Thoughts

IMPORTANT UPDATE: Walt from Lost got OFF the island

elizadeath — Tue, 11 Jun 2013 21:02:07 +0000

And is making REALLY bad music:

My head hurts. Really, Walt? You had so much potential. I mean, what would Vincent think?

Guaranteed that pup would be disappointed.

Editor’s Note: I realize I may be late to this party considering there are almost 4MM views on this vid. Sorry, this isn’t really my music scene so I only just stumbled upon it. Lesson learned.

When I overhear my coworkers talking about recent engagements

elizadeath — Fri, 07 Jun 2013 14:02:42 +0000

…and how upset they are that it wasn’t them.

first this:

then:

followed by:

and finished with a:

yep, that looks about right.

Celebrity dopplegangers!

MMango — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 12:58:57 +0000

Maybe it’s me? Maybe it’s because its before 9am and haven’t had my second- count it, second coffee. But doesn’t Congressman Anthony “Sextaholic” Wiener’s high school picture look like former SNL cast member Rachel Dratch???

Exhibit A (The Wein)

Exhibit B (The Dratch)

Scary…..

Jam of My Life: Jessie Ware “Wildest Moments” Ft. A$AP Rocky

elizadeath — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 16:32:43 +0000

This. All of this. Life changing.

Anyone looking for a new background?

MMango — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 15:37:42 +0000

Could be used for desktops, cell phones, print it out and hang it in your wall.. seriously – the possibilities are endless.

Equinox + Zagat = Genius

elizadeath — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 20:52:57 +0000

Seriously, why did it take so long to create this? This. Is. Genius.

Equinox and Zagat have created the first-ever health-conscious Zagat Dining Out Guide, featuring Q editor-approved restaurants across the country. Each of these restaurants is located near one of our clubs, and is a destination that upholds the Equinox Nutrition Philosophy as well as our standard of good taste. Pick up a copy at select Shop locations or view a digital teaser guide here.

Eat your heart out, homies.

When my dad tries to set me up with a coworker

elizadeath — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 14:23:28 +0000

Don’t get me wrong, I love my dad but I’m not going out with someone he’s legitimately described as a) translucent and b) a bad dresser. Sorry pops.

Every 30 mins at work

elizadeath — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 13:49:00 +0000

I seriously think office buildings make you insatiable.

Apartment Shot Part 2: Typeset Jewelry Holder

elizadeath — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 03:17:06 +0000

Gotta love:

A) Having parents that are borderline hoarders so that when you walk into the attic you’ll casually find a typeset drawer

B) Growing up in rural New England/an old colonial farmhouse where finding these kinds of things is the norm

C) Not having to pay a damn thing to decorate my apartment!

Here’s the latest addition to my new digs: a typeset drawer jewelry organizer:

Just don’t tell anyone that it’s currently being propped up by a roll of duct tape until I come up with a more permanent solution…

And yes, I’m aware that my coyote necklace looks like it’s doing unspeakable things to my horse necklace and I. Don’t. Care.

It’s Friday

elizadeath — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 20:12:58 +0000

LET’S GET ROWDYYY