Just in time for summer…
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Donna Summer’s Last Dance
17 MayIt’s a sad day, indeed. Disco queen and legend Donna Summer has died at the age of 63. (MSNBC.com)
I remember the first day I was introduced to Donna Summer. We had just upgraded our minivan to an Expedition and my dad, always a fan of “new to you”, had purchased the truck from an incredibly flamboyant man. Needless to say, when we got the car home, not only did it come with a rainbow sticker, but left behind in the 6-CD changer was Donna Summer’s Greatest Hits. It was then and there that my love affair with disco and Ms. Summer began.
So to remember her, here’s a top 5 countdown of my favorite Donna Summer dance jams:
5. Love to Love You Baby
4. She Works Hard For the Money
3. Bad Girls
2. Hot Stuff
1. Last Dance
And not on the countdown, but I would be remiss if I didn’t include:
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Top 5 shoes, I’d never wear
15 MayMany of you may know that I have a slight obsession with sneakers. I’m not afraid to admit that my closet is stocked to the brim with all different brands and colors. I’m not one to discriminate against any brand really – Nike, Adidas, Reebok, New Balance, Creative Recreation, ALife, the list goes on and on. However, there are a few footwear choices that I can’t get down with. Here is my top 5 of shoes, I would never want in my closet, or near my feet.
#5 – ANYTHING Dirty
I don’t care if it’s a limited edition signed Jordan 3, if it is old, dirty, and falling apart, it’s going in the trash. No questions asked. I feel like your footwear tells a lot about your character. If you don’t keep your shoes clean, then chances are you’re not keeping other things clean.
#4 – Shape-Ups
If you believe these sneakers are going to shape your ass, then I’ve got a backyard full of pet rocks I’d love to sell you. Sketcher sneakers are bad to begin with,b t these gems just scream gullible.
#3 - Birkenstocks (with socks)
With or without socks, these jesus pieces are straight up ugly pieces. I never understood the concept of socks with sandals. I was under the impression that the purpose of sandals was to let your feet breathe. So why suffocate them with socks?
#2 – Crocs
Functional? Yes, I can see how they could be functional. Appealing? I’d rather walk on glass then put a pair of these on my feet.
#1 – These ugly fucking individual toe sneakers
These things are so fucking hideous that I haven’t even bothered to learn their name. I can’t wait for this fad to be over. They are the creepiest looking sneaker out there. It’s like people wear them for attention, because I know they’ve caught mine… just not for the good reasons. Best part of all, I know for a fact that Elizadeath owns a pair of these.
Elizadeath: THEY WERE A CLIENT OF MINE…WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!?
Tags: birkenstocks, crocs, dirty sneakers, shape ups, sneakers, toe sneakers, ugly shoes, worst sneakers
Do you know what time it is?
11 May
E-Trade baby grown up is easily the cutest kid alive
10 May
He’s gotta be about 5-6 years old now and is probably straight cleaning up in kindergarten – playground pussy for days! Don’t think I don’t see that ice around your neck and on your wrist.. and is that a Bugle Boy t-shirt! Swagger times a hundred, thousand, million.
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Little boy encounters a T-Rex!
9 May
YouTube – Zack loves dinosaurs but until now he has never seen one bigger than himself. This is his reaction. Zack is 2 1/2 years old.
Don’t listen to them Zach! Just keep on running. I’d definitely react the same exact way – Just freeze, anaylze the situation, slowly turn around, and then BOOM!! Go into a full sprint.
Sorry Mom and Dad. I love you. I really do, but if you don’t put a pep in that step, I’m full committed to enter an orphanage.
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Everyday I’m Shufflin’
9 MayDid you know there are many ways to shuffle?
First there was the truffle shuffle:
Then LMFAO brought shufflin’ back:
But apparently shufflin’ has been in since…well, as long as this kid has been alive?
Well, and then there’s this…which seems to be a sub-category of shuffling all together:
I don’t know about you all, but I’m straight up Truffle Shuffling today. I wish I was joking.
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Pooping 101 / The Cutest Thing You Will See Today
8 May
I couldn’t have explained it better myself…
Tags: baby bulldog, bulldog, cuteness overload, how to poop, kids say the darndest things, little girl teaches puppy how to poop, my offspring, pooping 101
Snake in the trunk ain’t got shit on this Boa
8 MayRemember when I would sell my car on the spot because there was a snake in the trunk… well take that situation and multiply it times a million.
TIMES A MILLION. I’m practically huddled in the corner crying as I write this post. Once I clean up the shit I just dropped in my pants from seeing this picture, I’ll be sure to never drive a car again.
get the fuck outta here.
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Bieber is so fucking on, I can’t handle it
7 May
How the fuck does he do this? I don’t even like Floyd Mayweather, but god dammit, I would kill to be on the Money Team. Look at that lineup, Bieber, Lil Wayne, Floyd, 50 cent and floral collared shirt guy. The Money Team is straight KILLING it!
fucking bieber does it again.
Tags: 50 cent, bieber, floral collars, floyd mayweather, Justin Bieber, lil wayne, the money team
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