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Will Ferrell digs Old Milwaukee

I honestly don’t think I’ve ever consumed Old Mil but these commercials certainly are not-so-slowly making a believer out of me…

Apparently Will contacted Pabst Brewing Co. asking to shoot some free commercials for the beer. The above shorts are what happened and they’re legit TV spots for the brand. Unfortunately they’re only being shown in Davenport right now but I would be shocked if this didn’t roll out to a national campaign in the next week. Pure marketing GOLD. Like I said: I’m a believer. But I guess it doesn’t really take much to convince me. Beer + Ron Burgundy’s voice = my life.

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See Mix Drink: A Review

MMango and I had the chance to check out a copy of Brian D. Murphy’s new book See Mix Drink – an at-home cocktail guide pretty much necessary for any and every home (or maybe not?) entertaining situation.

Excited to receive our copies, MMango and I IM’d each other every day wondering who would receive their copy first. Yes, we’re 25 and yes, we’re super competitive. Get over it. Needless to say, MMango received his copy first. I was disappointed to say the least, but then I actually got my book and my disappointment faded reaaaaaal quick.

I could go on and on about how this is the perfect book for aspiring mixologists and booze enthusiasts alike because it’s an easy-to-follow, visual recipe book for every major cocktail you could possibly fathom making and/or drinking.

I could also go on about its made-for-dummies organization and color coordination.

I could also hype up the fact that the book is sprinkled with cocktail tidbits, so you can say things like “Did you know the Zombie was introduced in 1939 at the World’s Fair?” or “Did you know an estimated 120,000 Mint Juleps are served at Churchill Downs over the Kentucky Oakes and Kentucky Derby races?” while you’re serving beverages.

But I won’t.

Cause all that matters is that you can see it for yourself thanks to the kind folks at GQ who pulled together an interactive version.

You’re welcome.

But in all seriousness, if you’re legit about pre-gaming and fixing up cocktails while you’re at home, you should probably get this book. It’s super easy to follow, so when you’re a few too many drinks deep, you don’t even have to read a long and complicated recipe to continue to get your drink on; the icon-graphics will serve as a guide…even if you are seeing double.

See Mix Drink is available for $10.19 on Amazon.com or $14.99 in stores. Now go get your drink on!

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Whisky vending machine

Reason #1,927 I was born in the wrong era:

 

Via NPR.tumblr

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Grilled cheese photoshoot/dance party

What did you do this weekend?

Betcha didn’t have a 2AM Morrissey dance party and grilled cheese photoshoot with your brother and cousin…

Please note the paper towel napkins/bibs. Yes, we’re professional late night snackers.

 

MMango: I love everything about this night

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Definition of drunk

Yep, that sounds about right.

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Boozin’ for Two

NYPost.com – Donna is four months pregnant — and she started drinking one month ago. She’s totally unapologetic about this.

“My therapist recommended wine [for stress],” says Donna, 32, a Brooklyn mother of two. Her midwife also recommended wine, she says, after her first trimester.

“I’ve had two glasses in the last nine days,” she says cheerfully.

Still, not everyone is supportive of her choice. “My boyfriend is not happy about it,” she says. “My aunt said I shouldn’t do it.” And Donna, who isn’t ashamed of her drinking, is still so worried about the stigma she doesn’t want her last name to appear in this article.

In New York, even medical experts are quietly endorsing one or two glasses of wine a week to pregnant women.

Thank fucking God. I honestly have no idea how women get through being miserable and fat with a little fucker punching and kicking their uterus for 9 months without booze. Being pregnant legit seems like the worst decision ever. I hope it never happens to me. But if I do decide to grow up, get myself a hubbo and find myself knocked up, you better believe I’m taking full advantage of this drinking-while-pregnant policy. A bottle a week. Easily. And if you judge me, I’ll push you down the stairs (or it can happen the other way around. I probably won’t care).

P.S. I sincerely hope I”m not jinxing myself. I’ll probably bear the next baby Jesus after I click “publish”…

MMango: Don’t come crying to me when you give birth to this thing.

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Parents of the Year

YPSILANTI, Mich. — Authorities said a drunken man and woman were arrested after they were found pushing a baby stroller holding two young boys, open containers of alcohol and a bayonet inside. Police said in a statement that the 30-year-old woman and 52-year-old man were arrested after police were called about 1:30 a.m. Friday when the woman tried to take a bike off a porch.

Now, there was no picture associated with this article, so I took the liberty in creating my own. I really feel like I’m spot on with the characters in this story. Well anyways… it’s only June and I have no problem tossing out the Parents of the Year award to these two. When I was a kid I had to play with Nerf guns (which were fucking awesome) and rubber knifes (less awesome, but cool) and I thought I was living the life…but an actual bayonet!? Hats off kids, you are by far the envy of all children.

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Office monkey gets her drink on

This is my cubicle. Its filled with liqueurs and cocktail mixers. I’m about to get rowdyyyyyy.

Have a good weekend kiddos! See ya on the other side..

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