So remember that time like a month ago when MMango said I was going on a “work retreat” but I was actually in my best friend’s wedding in Rhode Island? Well…probably not…because I just found the post that I started and never finished. This is a perfect example of my life: starting shit and never finishing. Oh well.
And since I’m lazy as shit and totally swamped at work, here’s a post with news that’s about 3 weeks old. Enjoy!
Yep, I was at my best friend’s wedding…like the movie. Except I didn’t try to make out with her and convince her to marry me instead. Or maybe I did?
So I have to admit, this was my first non-family wedding in a while and I was a little hesitant because when I attend an event with my family it’s a guaranteed good time. Flying solo is a whole ‘nother story. It’s difficult to know if it’ll be a good time or not because you’re dependent upon other people. Well, needless to say…it was an unbelievable wedding. I got shit canned; danced my face off (as per usual); started a sing-a-long with a line of strangers outside of a club; and slept in a room with 4 other chicks. It was epic, alright.
Oh, and that’s me behind the DJ both with the mic in hand pretending to be a DJ. Usher came on and I felt compelled to act like a DJ
And just to illustrate how epic this wedding was: a) I don’t remember any of these pictures being taken and b) my wedding gift to the happy couple was a threesome offer on their 5-year anniversary. Most generous/priceless wedding gift I’ve ever given.