And yes, that is yours truly captured in action last night.

Get low Hill! Michelle Obama who? This is how you dance, drop it and get all wobbedly woobeldy on bitches. If you ask me, I’m sure this blue dress won’t stay clean for long….
Did you know there are many ways to shuffle?
First there was the truffle shuffle:
Then LMFAO brought shufflin’ back:
But apparently shufflin’ has been in since…well, as long as this kid has been alive?
Well, and then there’s this…which seems to be a sub-category of shuffling all together:
I don’t know about you all, but I’m straight up Truffle Shuffling today. I wish I was joking.
And that somebody is this little nugget right here:

Seriously speechless. Words cannot describe how much I love this photo. It’s got a fattie, some serious air, and a passion for boogie (dancing, not the shit up your nose). Simply amazing.
Well I’m pretty sure all of the regular readers know that I love the Dougie and all videos of people doing the dougie. Well, [nerd alert] I was watching Megamind last night, which by the way was awesome, and practically spit out my drink right as the movie ended. In the last scene, Megamind starts playing Michael Jackson’s bad and pulls out his best dance moves – typical Disney/Pixar/DreamWorks moving ending. HOWEVER, I had to rewind because I couldn’t believe my eyes when the dance sequence started. Someone hit Megamind with a swag injection, because he starts off his dance with a dougie, goes right into a stanky leg, and then a few seconds later starts doing the jerk!
Someone at DreamWorks is a closet dancer.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
This reminds me of my daily commute into work…except I wait until no one is looking to drop a few pop n locks n waves. True story.