So I was coming home from work last night and encountered this scene on the bus. What you don’t see is that there are clearly other seats available. Unfortunately this guy felt it was completely necessary to cram himself between two people who were comfortably seating. What really gets me is how he’s only using the half cheek technique. At this point if you’re gonna take the middle seat, own it. Get your full Easter ham ass cheeks parked on that sucker and post up.